Nice conversation
This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which socks do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
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Y: No, He is my roommate
Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!!
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which aftershave do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which deodorant do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which shampoo do you use?
Y: Baba's
X: Which socks do you use?
Y: Baba's
X (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
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..
Y: No, He is my roommate
Cheers to all the bachelors of the world!!!!
Jokes point
He: How to kill a mosquito?
She: I Don't know.
He: Arrree so simple re baba !!
Catch it alive. Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughts, Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of posion.....
Ho gaya na khallaaaassssssss!!!!!!
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He: I'll climb the tallest mount, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot,
just for you..!!
She: So sweet!! Can you come to meet me?
He: Not now, its raining.....
She: I Don't know.
He: Arrree so simple re baba !!
Catch it alive. Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughts, Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of posion.....
Ho gaya na khallaaaassssssss!!!!!!
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He: I'll climb the tallest mount, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot,
just for you..!!
She: So sweet!! Can you come to meet me?
He: Not now, its raining.....
Salary & Wife...
Is this really what a wife does with her husband on salary day???
Where is the money ???
how me ur Pockets...
I’ll not give the money... She spends all of my salary...Boohoo!!!
Give me way... I am going for shopping...
Thanks for the Money Sweetheart...bye…
Where is the money ???
how me ur Pockets...
I’ll not give the money... She spends all of my salary...Boohoo!!!
Give me way... I am going for shopping...
Thanks for the Money Sweetheart...bye…
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus. : How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
Law of .....
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Life & Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers,got together to visit their old university lecturer.
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups:porcelain, plastic, glass,some plain looking and some expensive and exquisite,telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:” If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken up,leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup,but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other`s cups."
"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn’t change."
"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it.
“So folks, don`t let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead.
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups:porcelain, plastic, glass,some plain looking and some expensive and exquisite,telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:” If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken up,leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup,but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other`s cups."
"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn’t change."
"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it.
“So folks, don`t let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead.
Superb Song
R. Narayana Murthy's song in next movie and its name is "Software Sinnodu".
which is about s/w and in that movie he will be playing IT professional and who will loose his job because of recession.
Emunnadakko ooo emunnadakkaaa…
Potta perigipoi..juttu ralipoi…vunna paruvu poi..
ee industry lo nakinka
emunnadi akko.. emunnadi akko emunnadi akka..
B.tech chesi naaka (saami)
Hyderabad cherukunnaa(saami)
Experience adugutunteeeee aa aaaa aaaav
Experience adugunte, enta kaavali ante anta petti, job kottina, join ayyina banchaaaaaaan
(Emunnadi akko..)
Training lu ivvaka paye (saami)
Client interaction annadu (saami)
Communication baledu ante a aaa aaaa
Communication baledu ante, kumili kumili edichina, hindu paper veyinchinaa banchaaaaaan
(Emunnadi akko..)
Project ichundu vaadu(saami)
Payslip kuda vachindi(saami)
Payslip chupinchiiii. a a a a a a aaaaaaaaaaaa
Payslip chupinchina, credit card teesukunna, avasaram lenivi anni konna appula palu ainaaa banchhaann…
(Emunnadi akko..)
Project aipoindiii(saami)
Kottadi vastadi annadu (saami)
Bench lo pettindu aaaaa a aa aaaaaaa
Bench lo pettinaaka subject marichipoina, o roju na HR pilisindu poi kalisina banchaann….
(Emunnadi akko..)
Boom taggindi annadu (saami)
Cost cutting annadu (saami)..
Benchlo vunna ani cheppiii aaaaaa a a a a aaaaa
Bench lo vunna ani cheppi bayatiki tosindu kompa kulchindu banchaaannn…
(Emunnadi akko..)
By
R.NarayanaMurthy,
Dreaming to be Infy NarayanaMurthy
which is about s/w and in that movie he will be playing IT professional and who will loose his job because of recession.
Emunnadakko ooo emunnadakkaaa…
Potta perigipoi..juttu ralipoi…vunna paruvu poi..
ee industry lo nakinka
emunnadi akko.. emunnadi akko emunnadi akka..
B.tech chesi naaka (saami)
Hyderabad cherukunnaa(saami)
Experience adugutunteeeee aa aaaa aaaav
Experience adugunte, enta kaavali ante anta petti, job kottina, join ayyina banchaaaaaaan
(Emunnadi akko..)
Training lu ivvaka paye (saami)
Client interaction annadu (saami)
Communication baledu ante a aaa aaaa
Communication baledu ante, kumili kumili edichina, hindu paper veyinchinaa banchaaaaaan
(Emunnadi akko..)
Project ichundu vaadu(saami)
Payslip kuda vachindi(saami)
Payslip chupinchiiii. a a a a a a aaaaaaaaaaaa
Payslip chupinchina, credit card teesukunna, avasaram lenivi anni konna appula palu ainaaa banchhaann…
(Emunnadi akko..)
Project aipoindiii(saami)
Kottadi vastadi annadu (saami)
Bench lo pettindu aaaaa a aa aaaaaaa
Bench lo pettinaaka subject marichipoina, o roju na HR pilisindu poi kalisina banchaann….
(Emunnadi akko..)
Boom taggindi annadu (saami)
Cost cutting annadu (saami)..
Benchlo vunna ani cheppiii aaaaaa a a a a aaaaa
Bench lo vunna ani cheppi bayatiki tosindu kompa kulchindu banchaaannn…
(Emunnadi akko..)
By
R.NarayanaMurthy,
Dreaming to be Infy NarayanaMurthy
Give 100 %
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The girl kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the boy. The boy gave her all his sweets as he had promised.
That night, the boy slept peacefully. But the girl couldn't sleep as she kept ondering if the boy had hidden some sweets from her the way she had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.
This is applicable for any relationship like love, friendship, etc. Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.
The girl kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the boy. The boy gave her all his sweets as he had promised.
That night, the boy slept peacefully. But the girl couldn't sleep as she kept ondering if the boy had hidden some sweets from her the way she had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.
This is applicable for any relationship like love, friendship, etc. Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully.
That's the Dead Lock
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
HOW IS IT ????
This is called dead lock.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
HOW IS IT ????
This is called dead lock.
One solution for every situation
Once a king called upon all of his wise men and asked them "Is there a mantra or suggestion which works in every situation, in every circumstance, in every place and in every time. Something which can help me when none of you is available to advise me. Tell me is there any mantra?"
All wise men got puzzled by King's question.
One answer for all questions? Something that works everywhere, in every situation, in every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory?
They thought and thought.
After a lengthy discussion, an old man suggested something which appealed to all of them. They went to the king and gave him something written on paper. But the condition was that king was not to see it out of curiosity. Only in extreme danger, when the King finds himself alone and there seems to be no way, only then he'll have to see it.
The King put the papers under his Diamond ring.
After a few days, the neighbors attacked the Kingdom. It was a collective surprise attack of the King's enemies.
King and his army fought bravely but lost the battle. King had to fled on his horse. The enemies were following him.
His horse took him far away in the Jungle. He could hear many troops of horses following him and the noise was coming closer and closer.
Suddenly the King found himself standing at the end of the road – that road was not going anywhere. Underneath there was a rocky valley thousand feet deep. If he jumped into it, he would be finished and he could not return because it was a small road.
The sound of enemy's horses was approaching fast. King became restless. There seemed to be no way.
Then suddenly he saw the Diamond in his ring shining in the sun, and he remembered the message hidden in the ring.
He opened the diamond and read the message. The message was very small but very great.
The message was - "Even this shall pass away."
The King read it. Again read it. Suddenly something struck him- Yes! It too will pass. Only a few days ago, I was enjoying my kingdom. I was the mightiest of all the Kings. Yet today, the Kingdom and all his pleasure have gone.
I am here trying to escape from enemies.
However when those days of luxuries have gone, this day of danger too will pass. Calm come on his face. He kept standing there.
The place where he was standing was full of natural beauty. He had never known that such a beautiful place was also a part of his Kingdom. The revelation of the message had a great effect on him. He relaxed and forgot about those following him. After a few minutes he realized that the noise of the horses and the enemy coming was receding. They moved into some other part of the mountains and were not on that path.
The King was very brave. He reorganized his army and fought again. He defeated the enemy and regained his lost empire. When he returned to his empire after victory, he was received with much fan fare at the door. The whole capital was rejoicing in the victory. Everyone was in a festive mood.
Flowers were being thrown on the King from every house, from every corner. People were dancing and singing. For a moment King said to himself," I am one of the bravest and greatest King. It is not easy to defeat me".
With all the reception and celebration he saw an ego emerging in him.
Suddenly the Diamond of his ring flashed in the sunlight and reminded him of the message. He open it and read it again:
"Even this shall pass away."
He became silent. His face went through a total change - from the egoist he moved to a state of utter humbleness.
If this too is going to pass, it is not yours. The defeat was not yours, the victory is not yours. You are just a watcher. Everything passes by we are witness of all this. We are the perceiver.
Life comes and goes.
Happiness comes and goes. Sorrow comes and goes.
Now as you have read this story, just sit silently and evaluate your own life. Think of the moments of joy and victory in your life. Think of the moment of Sorrow and defeat. Are they permanent? They all come and pass away. Life just passes away.
There were friends in the past. They have gone.
There are friends today. They too will go.
There will be new friends tomorrow. They too will go.
There were enemies in the past. They have gone.
There may be enemies in the present. They too will go.
There will be new enemies tomorrow and they too will go.
There is nothing permanent in this world. Everything changes except the law of change. Think over it from your own perspective. You have seen all the changes. You have survived all setbacks, all defeats and all sorrows.
All have passed away. If there are problems in the present, they too will pass away. Because nothing remains forever.
Who are you in reality? Know your real face. Your face is not your true face. It will change with the time. However, there is something in you, which will not change. It will remain unchanged. What is that unchangeable?
It is nothing but your true self. You are just a witness of change.
Experience it, understand it.
All wise men got puzzled by King's question.
One answer for all questions? Something that works everywhere, in every situation, in every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory?
They thought and thought.
After a lengthy discussion, an old man suggested something which appealed to all of them. They went to the king and gave him something written on paper. But the condition was that king was not to see it out of curiosity. Only in extreme danger, when the King finds himself alone and there seems to be no way, only then he'll have to see it.
The King put the papers under his Diamond ring.
After a few days, the neighbors attacked the Kingdom. It was a collective surprise attack of the King's enemies.
King and his army fought bravely but lost the battle. King had to fled on his horse. The enemies were following him.
His horse took him far away in the Jungle. He could hear many troops of horses following him and the noise was coming closer and closer.
Suddenly the King found himself standing at the end of the road – that road was not going anywhere. Underneath there was a rocky valley thousand feet deep. If he jumped into it, he would be finished and he could not return because it was a small road.
The sound of enemy's horses was approaching fast. King became restless. There seemed to be no way.
Then suddenly he saw the Diamond in his ring shining in the sun, and he remembered the message hidden in the ring.
He opened the diamond and read the message. The message was very small but very great.
The message was - "Even this shall pass away."
The King read it. Again read it. Suddenly something struck him- Yes! It too will pass. Only a few days ago, I was enjoying my kingdom. I was the mightiest of all the Kings. Yet today, the Kingdom and all his pleasure have gone.
I am here trying to escape from enemies.
However when those days of luxuries have gone, this day of danger too will pass. Calm come on his face. He kept standing there.
The place where he was standing was full of natural beauty. He had never known that such a beautiful place was also a part of his Kingdom. The revelation of the message had a great effect on him. He relaxed and forgot about those following him. After a few minutes he realized that the noise of the horses and the enemy coming was receding. They moved into some other part of the mountains and were not on that path.
The King was very brave. He reorganized his army and fought again. He defeated the enemy and regained his lost empire. When he returned to his empire after victory, he was received with much fan fare at the door. The whole capital was rejoicing in the victory. Everyone was in a festive mood.
Flowers were being thrown on the King from every house, from every corner. People were dancing and singing. For a moment King said to himself," I am one of the bravest and greatest King. It is not easy to defeat me".
With all the reception and celebration he saw an ego emerging in him.
Suddenly the Diamond of his ring flashed in the sunlight and reminded him of the message. He open it and read it again:
"Even this shall pass away."
He became silent. His face went through a total change - from the egoist he moved to a state of utter humbleness.
If this too is going to pass, it is not yours. The defeat was not yours, the victory is not yours. You are just a watcher. Everything passes by we are witness of all this. We are the perceiver.
Life comes and goes.
Happiness comes and goes. Sorrow comes and goes.
Now as you have read this story, just sit silently and evaluate your own life. Think of the moments of joy and victory in your life. Think of the moment of Sorrow and defeat. Are they permanent? They all come and pass away. Life just passes away.
There were friends in the past. They have gone.
There are friends today. They too will go.
There will be new friends tomorrow. They too will go.
There were enemies in the past. They have gone.
There may be enemies in the present. They too will go.
There will be new enemies tomorrow and they too will go.
There is nothing permanent in this world. Everything changes except the law of change. Think over it from your own perspective. You have seen all the changes. You have survived all setbacks, all defeats and all sorrows.
All have passed away. If there are problems in the present, they too will pass away. Because nothing remains forever.
Who are you in reality? Know your real face. Your face is not your true face. It will change with the time. However, there is something in you, which will not change. It will remain unchanged. What is that unchangeable?
It is nothing but your true self. You are just a witness of change.
Experience it, understand it.
Sardar special
1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
6- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
8- There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
9- Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"
13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
17- Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
18- Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
19- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
20- What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.
3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
6- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
8- There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
9- Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"
13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
17- Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
18- Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
19- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
20- What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
My Strong Belief
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Sardar
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, did u call my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar: Miss, did u call my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
"బగ్గు"వద్గీత - బగ్గులు ఎందుకు వస్తాయంటే?
కలియుగాంతం ఆసన్నమయింది, బ్రహ్మ తర్వాత యుగానికి శ్రీకారం చుట్టడానికి ఈ సారి వెరైటీగా కంప్యూటర్ లో సృష్టి మొదలు పెడదాం అనుకున్నాడు.
అనుకున్నదే తడవుగా ప్రాక్టీస్ కోసం ఏదైనా సాప్ట్ వేర్ కంపనీ లో చేరదాం అని నిర్ణయించుకొన్నాడు. తనతో పాటు ఇంకొంత మంది దేవుళ్ళని కూడా ప్రాక్టీస్ కి అహ్వానించాడు.
బ్రహ్మ సాప్ట్ వేర్ డెవలపర్ గా జాయిన్ అయ్యాడు. సాప్ట్ వేర్ ని సృష్టించటం బ్రహ్మ పని. బ్రహ్మండంగా కోడింగ్ మొదలుపెట్టాడు. కాని అప్పుడప్పుడు అలవాటులో పొరపాటు గా బగ్గులు కూడా వచ్చేవి.
బ్రహ్మ సృష్టించిన బగ్గుల వల్ల ప్రాజెక్ట్ కేమి సమస్యలు రాకుండ కాపాడడం, స్థితి కారకుడైన విష్ణువు పని కాబట్టి విష్ణు మూర్తి బ్రహ్మ కి టీం లీడర్ గా జాయిన్ అయిపోయాడు.
లయ కారకుడైన మహేశ్వరుడు కూడా టెక్నికల్ డైరెక్టర్ లాగా జాయిన్ అయ్యి బ్రహ్మ, విష్ణువులు సృష్టించి, కాపాడుతూన్న (మెయింటైన్ చేస్తున్న ) ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్ని లయం(స్క్రాప్) చేస్తూ ఉండెవాడు. పొద్దున్న "C" లో చేసిన ప్రాజెక్ట్ ని స్క్రాప్ చేసి సాయంత్రం "C++" లో చేయమనే వాడు. తర్వాత రోజు దానిని స్క్రాప్ చేసి "java" లో చేయమంటూ తన ధర్మాన్ని నిర్వర్తించేవాడు.
ఈ రకం గా ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్నీ స్క్రాప్ అవడం తో విసుగు చెందిన విష్ణు మూర్తి, బాగా ఆలోచించి ఇంకా కొంతమందిని టీం లో పెట్టుకుని ఒక్కక్కరి చేత ఒక్కో టెక్నాలజీ లో ప్రాజెక్ట్ డెవలప్ చేయించి ఈ సారి అయినా ప్రాజెక్ట్ "OK" చేయించుకోవలని అనుకున్నాడు. వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లో తన అనుంగు మితృడైన అర్జునుడిని, అర్జునుడి కన్నా ప్రతిభా పాటవాలు కల ఏకలవ్యుడిని టీం లో జాయిన్ చేసుకున్నాడు.
ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏ పని ఇచ్చినా తన శక్తి సామర్ధ్యాలతో వెంటనే పూర్తి చేసేసేవాడు. ఒక వేళ తనకి ఆ టెక్నాలజీ రాకున్నా, ఆ టెక్నాలజీని గురు ముఖంగా నేర్చుకోకపొయినా మనసులో గురువు గారిని ధ్యానించుకొని, గూగుల్ లో సెర్చ్ కొట్టి ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసి నేర్చేసుకొనేవాడు(కాపీ పేస్ట్ చేసేవాడు). కాని పాపం అర్జునుడు అలా కాదు. గురు ముఖంగా విననిదే ఏ టెక్నాలజీ నేర్చుకొలేకపోయెవాడు.
ఒక సారి అర్జునుడు చేసిన కోడ్ లో కుప్పలు తెప్పలు గా బగ్గులు వచ్చాయి. సాయంత్రానికి అన్ని బగ్గులు ఫిక్స్ చేయాలని విష్ణు మూర్తి డెడ్ లైన్ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళాడు. అర్జునుడు మహా భారత యుధ్ధం లో కౌరవ సేన లా ఉన్న బగ్గులని చూసాడు. భయపడ్డాడు, విలపించాడు. అస్త్ర సన్యాసం (రాజీనామా) చేస్తున్నాని ప్రకటించాడు.
అర్జునుడి మాటలు విన్న విష్ణు మూర్తి వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లోకి మారిపోయి
"అర్జునా !
బగ్గు సృష్టించేది ఎవరు, ఫిక్స్ చేసేది ఎవరు, ఇదంతా మిధ్య నాయనా!
బగ్గు ఒక్కటె శాశ్వతము, నిత్యము, సత్యము. అది అగ్నిచే కాల్చబడదు. నీటిచే తడుపడదు. కోడు చే ఫిక్స్ చేయబడదు.!
మానవుడు ఒక వస్త్రాన్ని వదలి వేరొక వస్త్రాన్ని ధరించినట్టు బగ్గు ఒక రూపాన్ని వదలి వేరొక రూపాన్ని ధరిస్తుంది.
నువ్వు ఏం బగ్గు సృష్టించావని నీవు బాధ పడుతున్నావు. ఈ రోజు నీకు అసైన్ చేసిన బగ్గు నిన్న వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాలేదా, రేపు వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాదా?" అని సాప్ట్ వేర్ జీవిత (లైఫ్ సైకిల్) పరమార్ధాన్ని వివరించ గానే దుఃఖాన్ని విడచి కార్యొన్ముఖుడై బగ్గులన్ని ఫిక్స్ చేసాడు.
అప్పటి నుంచి సాప్ట్ వేర్ ఉద్యోగులందరు తమ తమ స్థానాలలో త్రిమూర్తులు, అర్జునుడు, ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏర్పరిచిన సాంప్రదాయాలని పాటిస్తూ బగ్గులని ఒక రూపం నుంచి మరొక రూపానికి మారుస్తునే ఉన్నారు.
గమనిక : ఈ కథ పది సార్లు పారాయణ చేసిన వారికి పది బగ్గులు తక్కువ వస్తాయి !!!
అనుకున్నదే తడవుగా ప్రాక్టీస్ కోసం ఏదైనా సాప్ట్ వేర్ కంపనీ లో చేరదాం అని నిర్ణయించుకొన్నాడు. తనతో పాటు ఇంకొంత మంది దేవుళ్ళని కూడా ప్రాక్టీస్ కి అహ్వానించాడు.
బ్రహ్మ సాప్ట్ వేర్ డెవలపర్ గా జాయిన్ అయ్యాడు. సాప్ట్ వేర్ ని సృష్టించటం బ్రహ్మ పని. బ్రహ్మండంగా కోడింగ్ మొదలుపెట్టాడు. కాని అప్పుడప్పుడు అలవాటులో పొరపాటు గా బగ్గులు కూడా వచ్చేవి.
బ్రహ్మ సృష్టించిన బగ్గుల వల్ల ప్రాజెక్ట్ కేమి సమస్యలు రాకుండ కాపాడడం, స్థితి కారకుడైన విష్ణువు పని కాబట్టి విష్ణు మూర్తి బ్రహ్మ కి టీం లీడర్ గా జాయిన్ అయిపోయాడు.
లయ కారకుడైన మహేశ్వరుడు కూడా టెక్నికల్ డైరెక్టర్ లాగా జాయిన్ అయ్యి బ్రహ్మ, విష్ణువులు సృష్టించి, కాపాడుతూన్న (మెయింటైన్ చేస్తున్న ) ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్ని లయం(స్క్రాప్) చేస్తూ ఉండెవాడు. పొద్దున్న "C" లో చేసిన ప్రాజెక్ట్ ని స్క్రాప్ చేసి సాయంత్రం "C++" లో చేయమనే వాడు. తర్వాత రోజు దానిని స్క్రాప్ చేసి "java" లో చేయమంటూ తన ధర్మాన్ని నిర్వర్తించేవాడు.
ఈ రకం గా ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్నీ స్క్రాప్ అవడం తో విసుగు చెందిన విష్ణు మూర్తి, బాగా ఆలోచించి ఇంకా కొంతమందిని టీం లో పెట్టుకుని ఒక్కక్కరి చేత ఒక్కో టెక్నాలజీ లో ప్రాజెక్ట్ డెవలప్ చేయించి ఈ సారి అయినా ప్రాజెక్ట్ "OK" చేయించుకోవలని అనుకున్నాడు. వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లో తన అనుంగు మితృడైన అర్జునుడిని, అర్జునుడి కన్నా ప్రతిభా పాటవాలు కల ఏకలవ్యుడిని టీం లో జాయిన్ చేసుకున్నాడు.
ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏ పని ఇచ్చినా తన శక్తి సామర్ధ్యాలతో వెంటనే పూర్తి చేసేసేవాడు. ఒక వేళ తనకి ఆ టెక్నాలజీ రాకున్నా, ఆ టెక్నాలజీని గురు ముఖంగా నేర్చుకోకపొయినా మనసులో గురువు గారిని ధ్యానించుకొని, గూగుల్ లో సెర్చ్ కొట్టి ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసి నేర్చేసుకొనేవాడు(కాపీ పేస్ట్ చేసేవాడు). కాని పాపం అర్జునుడు అలా కాదు. గురు ముఖంగా విననిదే ఏ టెక్నాలజీ నేర్చుకొలేకపోయెవాడు.
ఒక సారి అర్జునుడు చేసిన కోడ్ లో కుప్పలు తెప్పలు గా బగ్గులు వచ్చాయి. సాయంత్రానికి అన్ని బగ్గులు ఫిక్స్ చేయాలని విష్ణు మూర్తి డెడ్ లైన్ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళాడు. అర్జునుడు మహా భారత యుధ్ధం లో కౌరవ సేన లా ఉన్న బగ్గులని చూసాడు. భయపడ్డాడు, విలపించాడు. అస్త్ర సన్యాసం (రాజీనామా) చేస్తున్నాని ప్రకటించాడు.
అర్జునుడి మాటలు విన్న విష్ణు మూర్తి వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లోకి మారిపోయి
"అర్జునా !
బగ్గు సృష్టించేది ఎవరు, ఫిక్స్ చేసేది ఎవరు, ఇదంతా మిధ్య నాయనా!
బగ్గు ఒక్కటె శాశ్వతము, నిత్యము, సత్యము. అది అగ్నిచే కాల్చబడదు. నీటిచే తడుపడదు. కోడు చే ఫిక్స్ చేయబడదు.!
మానవుడు ఒక వస్త్రాన్ని వదలి వేరొక వస్త్రాన్ని ధరించినట్టు బగ్గు ఒక రూపాన్ని వదలి వేరొక రూపాన్ని ధరిస్తుంది.
నువ్వు ఏం బగ్గు సృష్టించావని నీవు బాధ పడుతున్నావు. ఈ రోజు నీకు అసైన్ చేసిన బగ్గు నిన్న వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాలేదా, రేపు వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాదా?" అని సాప్ట్ వేర్ జీవిత (లైఫ్ సైకిల్) పరమార్ధాన్ని వివరించ గానే దుఃఖాన్ని విడచి కార్యొన్ముఖుడై బగ్గులన్ని ఫిక్స్ చేసాడు.
అప్పటి నుంచి సాప్ట్ వేర్ ఉద్యోగులందరు తమ తమ స్థానాలలో త్రిమూర్తులు, అర్జునుడు, ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏర్పరిచిన సాంప్రదాయాలని పాటిస్తూ బగ్గులని ఒక రూపం నుంచి మరొక రూపానికి మారుస్తునే ఉన్నారు.
గమనిక : ఈ కథ పది సార్లు పారాయణ చేసిన వారికి పది బగ్గులు తక్కువ వస్తాయి !!!
Bill Gates organized
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Vella Reddy an Indian (Telugu) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
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Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'ee vooru meedhi'
The other candidate answers 'Nellore…..,meedi ee vooru'
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
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Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'ee vooru meedhi'
The other candidate answers 'Nellore…..,meedi ee vooru'
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