The way of THINKING!!!
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, "If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??" Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand. Teacher: " O.K. Johnny, what's the answer?" Johnny: "NONE, maa'm. Teacher: "How?" Johnny: "After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away." Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking. Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: "Teacher can i ask u a question?" Teacher: "Sure". Johnny: "There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??" Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers: "I....I...... I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married." Johnny: "NO maa'm, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING"!!!!!
Miracle happened recently at Hyderabd
This is a miracle that happened recently at Hyderabd. A boy named Vishal n girl named Janavi luved sincerely. They used 2 chat on mobile for hours. In order 2 reduce the expenses, both got same network sim. One day the guy went abroad for a month due to his work. The girl died in an accident during that time. The girls last wish was to bury her along with her mobile. After a month the guy called the girlz mom n said 'Aunty i'will be coming tomrrow. I want this to be a surprise, so dont tell jaanu'. The lady didnt know wat to say. The next day the guy came & asked abt jaanu. Her mother told him about her death but the guy said dont joke, I spoke with her yesterday. Nobody believed. Suddenly the guys mobile rang and it displayed " jaanu calling". He activated d speaker. It was cleary jannu's voice. Then they realised that girl was using vodafone sim. "wherever u go the network follows".
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